i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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