So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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