Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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