we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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