Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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