suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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