Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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