New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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