Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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