Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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