you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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