There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish you could order shots online.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think people are normalizing furries
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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