We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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