If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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