"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize