i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
My apartment stinks of burning failure
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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