Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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