Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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