Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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