I hate all girls vehemently.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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