Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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