i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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