Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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