His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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