but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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