one two three fourrrrnication!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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