Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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