can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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