You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
