How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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