Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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