I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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