"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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