I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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