Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
