i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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