i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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