It's Friday. Sex?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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