The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize