ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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