Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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