I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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