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(808): View more from Hawaii

i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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(808): i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon. http://tfl.nu/roae

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(562): View more from California

CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!

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(562): CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?! http://tfl.nu/fpdj

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(815): View more from Illinois

We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...

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And they lived happily ever after....

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(815): We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal... (847): And they lived happily ever after.... http://tfl.nu/htue

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank

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(602): I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank http://tfl.nu/1dw8

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(609): View more from New Jersey

the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(609): the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real. http://tfl.nu/krsx

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

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(614): Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is http://tfl.nu/l5nn

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You know i think she's just using me for sex

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I hate you.

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(608): You know i think she's just using me for sex (1-608): I hate you. http://tfl.nu/pxkn

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(817): View more from Texas

he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.

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(817): he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup. http://tfl.nu/cgag

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(509): View more from Washington

I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?

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(509): I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become? http://tfl.nu/prj3

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(540): View more from Virginia

You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.

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(540): You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened. http://tfl.nu/x4ak

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(614): View more from Ohio

You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.

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(614): You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city. http://tfl.nu/ce0d

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(704): View more from North Carolina

she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER

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(704): she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER http://tfl.nu/3kwv

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(218): View more from Minnesota

We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?

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(218): We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant? http://tfl.nu/7kck

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.

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(405): I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow. http://tfl.nu/lb44

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap

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(+44): I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap http://tfl.nu/nfma

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