Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌