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(515): View more from Iowa

This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.

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(515): This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot. http://tfl.nu/nttq

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(845): View more from New York

He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?

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(845): He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right? http://tfl.nu/rwt1

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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(505): Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before. http://tfl.nu/42ka

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(303): View more from Colorado

No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.

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(303): No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it. http://tfl.nu/eofg

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.

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(570): He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom. http://tfl.nu/2ayy

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(910): View more from North Carolina

No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.

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(910): No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate. http://tfl.nu/lhje

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(813): View more from Florida

We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.

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(813): We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing. http://tfl.nu/09y7

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(404): View more from Georgia

You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up

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(404): You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up http://tfl.nu/mf69

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(619): View more from California

i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door

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(619): i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door http://tfl.nu/jy3b

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll be there in a few.

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I'M COUNTING TO FEW.

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(814): I'll be there in a few. (717): I'M COUNTING TO FEW. http://tfl.nu/nvfq

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.

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(570): You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20. http://tfl.nu/twif

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.

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(405): Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow. http://tfl.nu/6tpd

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(303): View more from Colorado

The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week

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(303): The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week http://tfl.nu/55dt

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.

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(609): I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack. http://tfl.nu/ai2z

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(360): View more from Washington

No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.

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You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.

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(360): No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day. (1-360): You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide. http://tfl.nu/twrd

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