grinding to god bless the USA? really?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.