Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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