i jhust puked up my retainher.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize