Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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