I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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