Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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