i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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