I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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