I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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