If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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