lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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