The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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