So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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