So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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