You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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